Fantasy Stories

I thought I would go back and copy the original stories from our early Fantasy Football Seasons.

Aug. 19, 2008

Stop you're hurting me!!!!

In breaking news, Eli Mannings 2008-2009 season is now questionable due to a broken nail..Check back soon for more updates. 


McNabb Rips Fans

"I can't take any more of these frontrunners!"

Similar to recent comments by Jimmy Rollins, McNabb recently lashed out on what he calls the "front-running" Philadelphia fan base. "We have complete front-runner fans like Puddles, Cast Iron, and T-Bone. How I am supposed to produce when these are the type of fans we have to deal with on weekly basis. You don't see Giant, Raven, or Steeler fans acting like this. It's just Philly man. I'm tired of these crazy people." Most experts have picked the Eagles to finish dead last in the NFC East. One thing is for sure, when the Eagles are playing at home with fans like these, it should be called home field Disadvantage. 


Eli Transitions
Aug. 21, 2008


It did not take long for Eli Manning to move on after his career ending pinky nail injury. He is now auditioning at malls across the country to be one of Santa's elfs, a role which seems much more suitable for Eli. Can you see Eli at the King of Prussia Mall starting December 1st...