Tuesday, December 7, 2010
What does it mean to Split?
Puddles recently got engaged to a lovely girl who many of us have know for a number of years, and she clearly settled when she said yes to Mr Designer Sweat Pants. Anyway I was speaking with PrimeTime (aka Captain America, aka Green T) catching up on Thanksgiving and he said to me that Puddles and his fiance split for Thanksgiving. Wow I was shocked that he was so casual about it and he didn't seem surprised by it. I then realized that they each visited their own families over Thanksgiving and that they were still engaged and would be back together the next week. Funny how a turn of phrase can mean two different things.
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It recently came to my attention that Mr. Designer Sweat Pants wearer represents a college statistic for college level soccer known as D.S.R. As this stat is new to me, as well as the NCAA, I thought I would share with the public. D.S.R. is known as... Designer Sweatpants Ruined (DSR). This stat is important because it tends to ruin games for the teams that this particular person happens to be on. DSR specifically represents times in which a particular player MUST slide and/or get his or her pants dirty in order to make a crucial play in a game. It may be against his/her beliefs to get their sweats dirty, so they go out of their way to keep the wardrobe clean, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Let it be known that Sean Johns and fresh Reeboks should not be worn during a state of competitive play. These fashion statements do not belong on the field at any time, and thus a high DSR stat is NOT a good thing.
ReplyDeleteAs the originator of this stat...I concur. Great further analysis by T Bone
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